You call me collect, just to use
A handful of change
It’s ok I guess, it’s just I’m
Hung up with nothing to say
Except that I’m happy
You’re having a beautiful day
I don’t regret much, you were right
When you said I’d have no one to blame—
You accept this call, I accept
The charges in which to exclaim
In keeping my distance, I’m not
Trying to push you away
It’s just that I’m not, feeling so hot
And I’d rather you not feel this way
How was my trip, I forgot
But still I’ll tell you it was okay—
I call it roulette, when you rush in
To nickel and dime
It’s one thing to bet, getting old
It’s a waste of our time
When you look upset, I swear
It should be a capitol crime
I cheated the house, to collect
The change you took that was mine