The Presidential Debate

You’ll see what you want to see

and believe what you already believe

so, eh, yah—

what more is there to say about the

Presidential Debate?

Picking Daisies

I know Matt Whitaker
I don’t know Matt Whitaker

Except, here’s the thing.

We’re not picking daisies
Mr. President
you’re running the country
Mr. President
and you don’t even know who you know?
Mr. President

America is not one of your companies.
America is not your next big deal.
America is not another bankruptcy for you to cash in on.

Mr. President
we’re not picking daisies,
but if we were
she’d love you not.

War and Politics.

“You’re a liar.”

“No, you’re a liar.”

“I know you are but what am I?”

“Real mature, Dick!”

“Can’t we just play War already…”

“Wow!  You really are a Dick.”

“What?”

“We almost had them fooled, jerk.”

“I know you are but what am I.”